Welcome to the Opium Store! We know its not particularly pretty, but we're working on it (promise). Too, we should say: thanks for being a part of Opium--we're continuously inspired by your support.

Bag Full of Hot Air

Bag Full of Hot Air

For this shockingly low price, we will send to you one bag full of lukewarm to hot air. What a bargain!

  • Price : $7.00

Contest: Opium7's The Shya Scanlon 7-Line Contest (Double Entry)

Contest: Opium7's The Shya Scanlon 7-Line Contest (Double Entry)

Our oddball contests continue, but this time with the return of The Shya Scanlon 7-Line Contest (which debuted in Opium4 to stunning results). Judged by Brian Evenson.

  • Price : $17.50

Contest: Opium7's The Shya Scanlon 7-Line Contest (Single Entry)

Contest: Opium7's The Shya Scanlon 7-Line Contest (Single Entry)

Our oddball contests continue, but this time with the return of The Shya Scanlon 7-Line Contest (which debuted in Opium4 to stunning results). Judged by Brian Evenson.

  • Price : $10.00

Opium Print 1-Year Subscription

Opium Print 1-Year Subscription

Subscribe and be a part of Opium Magazine. It will improve your life. Subscribe for 1 year (2 issues) for only $18! (over 327% in savings!) Do so, and a semiannual bolt of our tangible venture will show up to you, without fail.

  • Price : $18.00

Opium Print 2-Year Subscription

Opium Print 2-Year Subscription

Subscribe and be a part of Opium Magazine. It will improve your life. Subscribe for 2 years (4 issues) for only $34! (over 679% in savings!) Do so, and a semiannual bolt of our tangible venture will show up to you, without fail.

  • Price : $34.00

Opium1: A Whopping Collection of Fanatical Literary Brilliance

Opium1: A Whopping Collection of Fanatical Literary Brilliance

54 contributors, 272 pages and over 4 years in the make, this eclectic, mind-bending, enormous debut is a must-have for anyone with a skull.

  • Price : $6.00

Opium2: A Toybox of Inimitable Fascination

Opium2: A Toybox of Inimitable Fascination

The print version of Opium2 is sold out, and instead of selling the PDF, we're letting you read the issue by clicking here.

  • Price : $2.75

Opium3: A Junkyard of Arresting Delight

Opium3: A Junkyard of Arresting Delight

With Opium3, we've stepped it up, offering a more spectacular form of entertainment than the one billion attention-snatching media alternatives out there-- and our igniting force is humor.

  • Price : $6.00

Opium4: Live Well Now (No Matter What) PDF

Opium4: Live Well Now (No Matter What) PDF

In this bound copy of ohming PDF optimism and boot-strapping good cheer, we take a stand against finger-pointing and mirror hoarding, declare self-seriousness the sworn enemy, and (hopefully) leave you floating in a cloud of clear-minded bliss.

  • Price : $3.00

Opium5: Bad Company

Opium5: Bad Company

We present Opium5 as an alternative to the seedy underbelly of the celebrity occult, high-brow and low-brow. So shut off the TV, turn off your computer, and relax with some good, old-fashioned, fictional companionship. We promise you'll love it.

  • Price : $11.60

Opium6: Go Green! (But Save Me First)

Opium6: Go Green! (But Save Me First)

Printed on 100% recycled paper, with none of the issues delivered by air, Opium6 is jam-packed with our rare blend of twist-until-titillated storytelling, a made-you-look! design, and ten bold pokes at "greenery."

  • Price : $11.60